Default Weekly Calendar

Peytchuki, with childlike sense of wonder, usually spends her week with these:

On Mondays

bangs head in the office table, for 2 days of off-work did not spare her from yet another week of exasperation and vexation,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

On Tuesdays

looks forward to surveying the world in free-form, amidst the obsessive-compulsive thirst for order and structure,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

On Wednesdays

performs as a battery-operated lackey; and hopes, that in this passivity, shall soon seek freedom,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

On Thursdays

enlists for a complimentary psycho-surgery, turns into a zombie, and wanders aimlessly, imploring to the earth that it should now call on to the heavens,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

On Fridays

by-standers must seek refuge from impending outpour of internal organs, for she is on the verge of another self-loathing,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

On Saturdays

slouches lazily on wherever her ass may get her, while dipping homemade cookies into a glass of fresh milk, just right to jumpstart one slothful weekend afternoon,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer nursing an intense hangover, mumbling every profanity known to mankind.

On Sundays

carefully plans a week-long playlist that will perfectly go with the forthcoming seven-bordering-on-hell-days, with as much as necessary knowledge that the absolute perfect songs are yet to be recorded,

or better yet, spends the day with a lonely bottle of beer. Or two. Or even a bucket. Or two.

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3 thoughts on “Default Weekly Calendar

  1. HAHAHA. How very… profound. Why do you write about MY life. Lol. Perhaps every alcoholic in the world experiences this kind of shit. Or is it just YOU? LOL

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